grandma, its me
anastasia
eric: remember when i kept asking if we could go to disneyland together—
sangyeon: i do not
eric: —and then you said that there was no disneyland—
sangyeon: no
eric: —that disneyland was a made up lie like the tooth fairy that parents use to get their kids to behave
sangyeon: oh, yeah, that shut you up huh
list of things kevin moon has said
- answered “of course! do i live under a rock?” when a fan asked if he knew what uwu means
- [with jacob] “can i get a yass?” “yaaasss”
- [when a fan called him a ‘skinny king’] if you could explain what skinny means, im sure there’s another meaning to it
- you belong with me hashtag 2009 taylor swift
- also listen to sweetener, sweeteners great. pharrell….he’s the love of my life
- i like olive green. it’s the color of uhh…..olives
- ariana noona
- who DOESNT like fried chicken? maybe vegans…but i myself am not vegan. love me my fried chicken
- [while sending a message to beyonce] what’s up girl
- they’re my eleven brothers from another mothers
- noice x3
- [when a fan says they’re from texas] yeehaw! the hometown of beyonce
- when i say chicken you say sarang
- mamas gotta dance
- can i get a hoya? HOYAAAA (vine reference) x7484837
- totally had a katy perry phase
- stan the boyz
- damn daniel (vine reference)
- oh hell no~ (vine reference)
- oprah better watch out!
- [while interviewing someone named whitney] whitney…..are you from houston?
- ASMR: awesome synchronized metallic rats
- hey chingus
- my name is jeff
- “what’s your favorite anime?” “spongebob”
- this is why rudolph had no friends. not the nose, cause of the antlers
- i don’t know what a het is
- [at a lady gaga concert] OH MY GOD! I LOVE YOU GAGA!! LADY GUH-GA!
- serving face x2
- jesus take the wheel
- what’s up everybody it’s your handsome hosts - i swear they write it in for us we’re humble people right jacob - IM KEVIN
- danced and sang along to “single ladies” while on helium
- we are going to manila….manila…is your favorite ice cream flavor vanilla? [eric slams a glass bottle on the table out of exhaustion]
- beyonce is gonna buy coffees
- [when a fan asks if he can be their husband] im not ready for that kind of commitment yet
haknyeon: if you’re a person that throws away pizza crusts then sort your fucking life out and dip it in some kind of condiment and enjoy the food you paid for
chanhee: if i hear one more person say “let’s get this bread” i swear—
haknyeon: let’s obtain this grain
eric: cop this crust
haknyeon: the opposite of ghostbusters: ghostmakers, where you create ghosts
[later]
haknyeon: i have been informed that this is called killing people
tudvaseva-sasha